Kristen Stewart seemed a little more straight in this movie, compared to the last. Therefore if Bella gets married and turns into a vampire for Edward then I predict these events will end my all consuming crush on Kristen Stewart and therefore my own desire for mortality.Д§. I am unable to separate Kristen Stewart and her character Bella. I think if Bella is going to вЂturnвЂ™ for anyone in this movie then it should be Alice, or maybe that new hot lady werewolf who didnвЂ™t get nearly enough screen time.Д¦. My favourite part in the entire film was when Edward rejected BellaвЂ™s advances and the girl sitting next to me shouted вЂњJACOB WOULD HAVE RAVAGED THAT FINE ASS!вЂќДҐ. Did they really think no-one was going to notice that Victoria was being played by a totally different actress from the last film? Because I noticed.Д¤. But they didnвЂ™t have the decency to rephrase their arguments / pretend like there was progress.ДЈ. I feel like all Edward, Bella and Jacob repeated the same conversation 18 times during the movie. Not terrible/awesome like the first two films, which I really enjoyed. Twilight experience: Loves the hell out the films and has a major crush on K-StewДЎ. You should just watch The Runaways and call it a night. Oh hey, but at least K-Stew was cute, despite her over-groomed eyebrows. Eclipse makes me want to watch Dirty Dancing instead.

I mean, do you see what IвЂ™m saying? New Moon makes me want to curl up in bed and check out of the world. Unfortunately, someone also forgot to make it interesting? Or like, good? Twilight was for the fans, New Moon was a nice little blockbuster, and Eclipse was similar to SOMETHING I NEVER FUCKING WANT TO BUY ON DVD. They toned down the rapey Jacob moments and pared down the manipulative, controlling Edward moments, so kudos to you, Melissa Rosenberg! can of Budweiser that Crystal picked up for me while she was buying cookies, the movie version was only mildly less stupid. And I really enjoyed the other three in a terrible/awesome way! But hey guess what, books actually do affect generations of people, which can sometimes (like this time) be HORRIFYING! Wheee!Д®clipse made me stabby when I read it and, even with the edge-softening sake and 40 oz. Also, even in the book, nothing worth a damn happened, aside from all the near-rape and emotional abuse. ItвЂ™s the most anti-feminist of the four books, sprinkled with all sorts of (what I perceived to be) Mormon propaganda and shockingly rapey / misogynist behavior from both of the male leads. Twilight Experience: Read all the books, saw all the movies, has strong feelings for Kristen Stewart.ДЇeelings: Having already read Eclipse, my greatest concern regarding this movie was how much Riese would fucking hate it. We go because Kristen Stewart looks good in a hoodie. Nobody goes to these movies because theyвЂ™re well-written, or well acted. canвЂ™t wait for the fourth movie, where (SPOILERZ) they finally do it. In short, I totally fucking hated this movie, especially since itвЂ™s based on a book where nothing happens, but at least Eclipse was full of feelings. When Bella was basically begging Edward to stick it in and he was talking about how heвЂ™s a real gentleman who would love to properly court her and ask her father for her hand, I kept yelling вЂњJUST THE TIP!вЂќ We felt very confused about Jasper suddenly being a southern gentleman. We also felt strongly about Alice being super cute. We felt strongly that Kristen Stewart was missing Dakota FanningвЂ™s tender embrace during the make-out scenes. We were the only people in the theatre not wearing вЂњI <3 Boys Who SparkleвЂќ or вЂњTeam Edward (until Jacob takes his shirt off)вЂќ t-shirts.

The third movie was impossibly worse than the first two movies combined, with lots of awkward moments and heated dialogue and Jacob with his shirt off for no good reason. The second movie was predictably hilarious. They were HORRIBLE AND OFFENSIVE AND TERRIBLY WRITTEN AND I HATED THEM but i couldnвЂ™t put them down and literally BROKE INTO A FRIENDвЂ™S HOUSE trying to find the fourth book. I saw the first movie with zero Twilight experience, thought it was hilarious, and read the books. You were so good in Thirteen! I thought you understood teen angst! Then all this shit happened. Twilight Experience: Has seen all the movies, read all the books.ДЇeelings: NIKKI REED, HOW FAR YOU HAVE FALLEN. OH AND SPOILER ALERTS Stef, Autostraddle Music Writer Tonight we attended the midnight screening of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, which was about Kristen Stewart, Seattle, the solar system, the importance of abstinence, and boys who canвЂ™t keep their shirts on/canвЂ™t take their shirts off.

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